Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Things Your Momma Never Told You... And You Wouldn't Have Believed If She Did!

Being a woman is both a glorious and difficult job all at the same time

Motherhood is a joy but not always ENjoyed.

Your children will love you and hate you.... all in the same day.

That sweet bundle of joy will someday make you think you just might die of sleep-deprivation!!

Your life will not be perfect even if you DO have the white picket fence.

You WILL feel inadequate and with good reason.

You WILL feel overwhelmed by life.

Life in your 40's can be...ummm...(fill in the blank)

Peri-Menopause sucks!

You will not always like your neighbors.

You will have friendships end in the most hurtful ways.

Girlfriends are a necessity!!!

Ward and June Cleaver and Cliff and Claire Huxtable are characters!  That's not real life.

You can love your dog as much as a family member.

Your 40's can be "delightfully dangerous".

Just because you have "brought up your children in the way they should go" doesn't mean they will be missionaries or pastors.

It's just as delightful to receive flowers from Kroger as a local florist.

It's a total waste of time to fold a fitted sheet.


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