I'll Take a Chocolate Dream Over This One!!!

Do you????
The Lindor commercial asks do you dream in chocolate?  Umm.... not so much!  BUT... maybe that would be a welcome change from the buh-zarrrr dreams I have had recently.
Here is just a disclaimer:
I do not do crystal-meth!
I do not drink anything stronger than Starbucks Grande Green Tea!
I do not would like to do pharmaceuticals!

OK, here's the latest bizare-ness (my blog, my words) I have dreamed:
I had a dream.... not like the Martin Luther King kind, either.......
but that I was pregnant with twins............BUT, not in my abdomen.......in my calves!!!  Yep, you read that right, (like the ones between your ankles and your knees).
I told my doctor that I couldn't feel movement.  My calves had grown together.  Once he separated my calves I could feel movement!!  
(Does this have any connection with the fact that I feel like I have an issue wearing some boots because I have thick calves?????)

I still haven't delivered yet.  I'm due in four weeks!!! ;)  I'll post pix's!

I have to create my own entertainment people.  My life is less than calm right now!

Red Bottom Shoes

I might be in the wrong career field with these little numbers...

I made 27 cents doing the laundry today.  This down-turned economy is killin' me people!!!  At this rate....I will be 162 by the time I'm able to purchase these:

Hubs and I spent a quiet, restful weekend shopping the Magnificent Mile.  Three days of shopping until I could no longer look at ANOTHER cute H & M window display.  I am thankful that I am married to a super-masculine man BUT... He can shop like a girl!!  I mean that in the most respectful and honoring way.. *wink, wink*
However, this was the weekend score:
HUBS:
Shoes.......3 pairs

THE LITTLE WOMAN:
Shoes.......O..... ZERO

What can I say?  If he ever decides not to continue in his current career there is hope as a personal shopper!!!!!